What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

But this is not

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?